Fans Expect Too Much From Celebrities, But Do I Care- Alibaba Writes
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I know some people will not like this write up. But I am sure
they can only assimilate what their heads can process. So,
"what cares me?"
Weeks back, I was talking with General Gowon, he had a
bone to pick with me, IRO how some comedians are taking
the comedy Licence too far. He had just hit a sore part in
the conversation, when a call came in, I peeked, XYZ Fan
Lagos, so I silenced it. General Gowon said, go ahead, you
can take your call. I said, I will call the person back. And I
heard him out. I had to.
When he was done with his meal, I called the comedian,
involved, a senior comedian and he tendered his apologies.
Luckily, the comedian was in Lagos. So, before the event
ran out, he came personally to apologize.
General Gowon
even gave the guy 20k for transport. (Guess what he gave
me? A pat on the back. And NA me make call).
All sorted, I remembered XYZ Fan Lagos, opened phone to
make the call and saw a text, "DONT KNOW WHAT YOU
ARE FEELING LIKE? YOU CELEBRITIES ARE ALL THE SAME.
ARROGANT FOR NOTHING. I AM A BUSINESS WOMAN, I
DONT NEED ANYTHING FROM YOU. JUST WANTED TO
SAY HI. LEARN TO BE HUMBLE AND PICK YOUR CALLS. IT
COSTS YOU NOTHING. ITS FANS THAT GOT YOU WHERE
YOU ARE. YOU JUST LOST A FAN. HAVE A NICE DAY"
I took it all in, went through what happened again in my
head and replied by text. SORRY, I WAS BUSY. TRUST
YOU ARE GOOD? NO VEX, WHATS UP? And the fan's
reply hit me like a punch. "TOO BUSY FOR YOUR FANS.
ARE YOU THE FIRST TO BE POPULAR. WE CALL.... (Name
withheld) AND HE CAN TAKE OUR CALLS ANYTIME. WHO
ARE YOU?" That's how XYZ FAN LAGOS became "DONT
PICK 215" on my phone.
I know there are some people out there that would quickly
say, why didn't you pick the call, when General Gowon
said you could pick the call. You obviously have not lived
with older people. How many times, did you hear your
Mum, while you were young tell you to take something
that was offered to you on a casual visit to some family
friend, and you knew right away it was a trap? Them no
born you well to drink that Maltex. You simply say NO
THANKS, and swallow your Maltex induced saliva. I know
a trick question when I hear one.
Some others would argue, why did you not answer, and
say you will call her back? Really? Did you not hear that
what I was being talked to about was something bothering
on another shade of disrespect, only more grievous?
I am a celebrity, if I can call myself that, but heyyyyyy! I
get my life too. I am also a grown man, a grand father, and
a fan too. I don't call people I celebrate like that. Can you
imagine me beefing Gamaliel Onosode for not taking my
call? Or Bola of Jacob's Cross, for not replying my text? I
FAMZING people too. I call big men too.
When they don't
pick, I send them texts. Sometimes I even send text asking
when it's ok to call. Sometimes. I get called back.
Agreed being popular comes with these trade hazards, and
some celebrities have their noses in the air, I dare say, one
bad apple DONT spoil the whole bunch. Surprisingly, these
are the people who are even more craved and raved as
celebrities than the ones that rub shoulders with fans.
Till tomorrow, if a fan calls me and I have something more
important than being MR nice guy, sorry, important wins!
That also goes for when I am driving. That's importance
right there. In fact, that is N25,000 to the FRSC coffers that
I am not ready to pay. Unless it's a new number plate.
That's important. Not to mention that it is life-threatening-
important. If I have an accident while taking the call, same
fans will say, maybe he was drunk. Maybe NA God punish
am. Maybe... NA blood money. Or illuminati
Maybe, you are one of those fans that thinks all your calls
must be answered, get a grip and get a life!!! Even
Almighty God called Samuel 3 times. He didn't stop calling.
So if you call and your call rings out, send a text. "Hey,
guess you are busy. I am a fan. Just wanted to say hi. Have
a good day". This kind of text, not only gets you a call
back, it drops "fan" from your name. Could get you a
random, out of the blues wazzzzap call sef.
The customer is always right, they say. True. But sadly,
some of you are not buying. You are not even customers.
You are not even window shoppers. You just want to be
FAMZING on celebrities that others have made!
Mscheeeeew! The real fans understand.
Real fans send
birthday cards. Real fans create fan pages. Real fans pray
for celebrities success. Real Fans are not those who wait at
car parks to ask for anything for the boys? Full-grown-
above-NYSC-age9-limit-men claiming boys! TUFIA!! Real
fans meet you at airports and buy you a first class ticket... I
hope
I REST MY CASE!
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN
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