14 Things You Can Buy Instead Of The IPhone 7

 

The world's most sought after smartphone has been announced and will be available for sale very soon.

But are you about to spend N400,000 on a smartphone, in this economy, when you can get these instead?

1. DSTV Subscription For 28 Months

Premium PVR sef, you're covered

2. One And Half Years' Rent In Egbeda

With borehole and mai-guard

3. One Plot Of Land In Ikorodu

Distance doesn't matter. Ambode will soon fix the road

4. Two Plots Of Land In Ekiti

Where stomach infrastructure is a government agenda

5. Naija Used Honda Baby Boy

Say goodbye to the danfo lifestyle

6. Weekend in Dubai

#DubaiBalling

7. 8 Days At Oriental Hotel

Lau-lau spending

8. 1,333 Bottles Of Beer

We be drinking till six in the morning

 

9. 1,000 Packs Of Small Chops

Sweet dreams are made of these

10. 21 Pairs Of Adidas Yezzy Boost

Thank you Yeezus!

11. 3,000 Nkwobi Plates

Oya turn up! Belle go full

12. 40 Haircuts From TBillz's Barber

Flawless friction all day

13. 2,578 Litres Of Petrol

Because scarcity can start any fucking time

14. 3 pieces of London used iPhone 6s

iPhone 7 ko, iPhone 11 ni.

Be guided.