HOW TO DETECT THE ABROAD GUYS WHEN YOU SEE THEM IN DECEMBER TIME IN YOUR VILLAGE (NDI OBODOYIBO)

So the festive period is here again! Wow it's another Christmas around the corner and guess what? Lots of Big boys will come from abroad to blow their trumpets. In that spirit,  I have decided to write on how to spot them, especially for those who want to tap from them 😂. Okay! I Am sure you will find this interesting and funny but read it below......

1. MALAYSIAN/SOUTH AFRICAN GUYS: (greatest showmen) They must surely appear on dreadlocks (dada) with up-to 5-15 chains on their neck, wearing designers singlet or polo or the latest agbada, with blinking ear rings and glittering wristwatch whether is original or fake, it was bought abroad, they will carry Benz or Venza as if it was a competition. Any Bar or club you see them, they will be chasing women up and down and wine bottles will be scattered on their table added with shi-sha pot. They can boost with dollars but won't give you even penny or shi-shi.

2. UAE/DUBAI,OMAN,QATAR,ABUDHABI GUYS: (boys dy suffer under sun) They will be using their God's given legs in peace, while the ones that have made it will be cruising corolla. They are humble and descent, their body shakes or vibrates whenever they see women, they are good in giving advice. When you see them in Bar, they will quietly be drinking their 1 bottle of life with their #500 Suya (base on body no be firewood). They don't look for trouble or show off.
They love and can flex local village innocent girls that won't be expensive at all. (highest she will take malt and abacha or pepper soup).  They can be very good in telling of stories especially how beautiful Dubai is and end it up with, Nwanne UAE fine I swear" . They can cut their coat according to their size for Africa. (Dirham no be pounds na).

3. EUROPEANS GUYS: (Nwanne dia head don knack finally) they can be stingy and majority will always be with their white women in any corner you see them, they smoke even when the sun wants to settle in the town, they love cultural activities because they have not seen or set their feet on their fathers Land for over 35 years or 15years. They can carry exotic cars and will sell it immediately they are going back.
They don't joke with baby will you be my wife? They dress rugged and they are the real i wanna gonna mehn because e don enter dia head(mmacha). They are not gentle and they can flex you till you give up in life. They don't  joke with my brother EUROPE no easy at all and e no be as before mehn. They will always end it with street no easy blooda boys dy suffer (dia stories are scary)

4. ASIAN GUYS: (dis people eeh) they are not noise makers, they will always be in their house entertaining people with palm wine and garden eggs, they don't have time for flexing, they are happy to be with and majority of them are married with kids, they will always advice you to keep working hard and will always give you #1,000 note when you are going. They always complain and be telling you about their projects even when you are interested or not.  (their house is centre of everything)

5. AMERICANS/AUSTRALIANS GUYS: (they carry simplicity for head) they are too simple and dress so casual and plain, they will always come back with one son or daughter that will always be entertaining everyone, their communication alone will make you to start thinking why you are not there (hey junior, u gonna say hi to uncle P and junior will be like: hey dad, uncle P will follow us to the states mehn). They drive latest model jeeps or American specs. When you visit them, they will ask you which type of wine you want? They have cartons of different wines.
They can attend umu-nna or kindred meetings, they are matured in thinking and they will always give you hope and promise you heaven and earth, but when you come back tomorrow, you will hear that they have gone back. They can't do without giving you 1dollar or 5dollars just to confuse us.(the 1dollar one confused me with years ago is still in my wallet but I like looking at it with warm smile because I will not change it soon lol)

6. LAGOS, ABUJA, PH, DELTA AND OTHERS: They dress more than the abroad people and they are the Beer parlour accompanies. They can't do without free drinks and calling the abroad guys all sort of good names for more bottles. You will always hear them say even when you didn't ask them, "Nwanne, that guy on dreadlocks is my village person, her mama senior my papa cousin brother, he came back from Malta or Iraq.
we are watching you people should Continue!!!!!